You who know me know my sense of humor.
You from myspace who are using my images GIVE ME A DOLLAR. I will make
Things getting BIG.
Thanks to Jerome who must be great with photoshop!
Interesting email received.... And yes I replied. (nothing yet....)
Dear Dan: Greetings. I am casting for a new prime time TV show. If you are not currently paying rent and living at home - I would love to talk to you. We can get you a job + an apartment. Please contact me if
I AM AVAILABLE!!!
| OCTOBER 2005 -
JAN 2006 update to be reposted soon (Server Probs)
BBQ fan base checks in
|September 2005 Be
my friend! (MY SPACE)
9/1 Popularity is growing.
check me out at MySpace.com
Be my friend!
|August 2005 Be
8/1 Popularity is growing.
check me out at TheDilly.com
Be my friend!
| July 2005
The Month in Review
Work calls and I have been on the road for the most
OMG lots of sticker sightings to be posted.
Getting a lot of requests to bring back the web cam
Wednesdays but I really don't see it happening.
Thanks Janelle for the care package of mustard
packs, Yes I really liked all 50+ of them!
P.S. I have some mustard if anyone needs it.
| June 2005 "The
Press Conference" & "Poem"
Got this in the email yesterday:
If You Give a Dan a Dollar
give a Dan a dollar -
He'll probably ask for a Franklin.
And when you give a Dan a Franklin, he'll probably ask for the keys to your car.
And if you give a Dan the keys to your car, he'll probably ask to take you for a
ride in your car.
And when you go with a Dan for a ride in your car, he'll probably ask to go to
And when you give a Dan permission to go to Taco Bell, he'll probably ask for
directions. (Wait... nah).
And when you give a Dan directions, he'll probably say "So you go North on
South road, right? Man, these streets are *SO* confusing!"
And when you give a Dan a lesson in directions, he'll probably ask for another
Benjamin just to make his head stop spinning.
But when you give a Dan another Benjamin, he'll probably ask for Season Tickets
to the White Sox, too.
And when you give a Dan Season Tickets to the White Sox, he'll probably ask for
another pair of tickets for that special someone.
And when you ask a Dan who that special someone is, he'll probably say "Ohh..
And when you tell a Dan that you don't know, he'll probably say "DIDN'T YOU
READ MY BLOG?! IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY TIME SOMEONE DIDN'T READ, I'D BE A
And if you try and tell a Dan that he's just said something really stupid, he'll
probably ask for a dollar to make up for it
11-09-2005 Received an email from Eric Farrell author of the above poem.
it was not written for me, but great words just the same.
Éric L Farrell - Winner of
Russell Simmons Def Poetry Jam!
The Press Conference
I was in AZ this past week on business. While in the
airport to catch my flight home I needed to make a pit stop in the men's room.
Got a little turned around and next thing I know I walked in to a Press
Conference for an Airport Missile Defense System . I decided I would just make
myself at home.
See the Video I shot <HERE>
Why do people
point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch
when they ask where the bathroom is?
Many people have been asking why I haven't been
updating the journal/news section as much or in great detail. I have been
out of town working, Attempting some funny stuff...
I got an idea while eating breakfast, ( fruit loops
and milk ) and I need your input, so here is first
some background on it..
How many of you have given money to a pan handler, a
window washer etc?
Why were you compelled to give this person anything?
Funny stuff coming. Video soon......
Who was the first
person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things
here, and drink whatever comes out"?
| April 2005
"Buy my underwear?"
This is an actual email conversation that is on
going, I swear
I can't make this up. I have not edited this AT ALL. names
and email changed to protect the perverted...
From: XXXXXX@aol.com [mailto:XXXXB55@aol.com]
Sent: Friday, April 22, 2005 3:15 PM
Subject: people that like to help dan
dan i inherited money from my dad would love to help im 47 never had pXXXy and hoping you love it so i might buy your underwear call me if possible freddy 212-xxx-xxxx
From: Dan [mailto:Dan@GiveDanADollar.com]
Sent: Saturday, April 23, 2005 1:19 AM
Subject: RE: people that like to help dan
Glad hear you would like to help! You say you would like to buy my underwear... Well OK. What did you have in mind?
Sent: Saturday, April 23, 2005 1:50 AM
Subject: Re: people that like to help dan
danny ill be honest with you i never go on your site cause i never could see myself donating such a meager amount of money although jewish,im not cheap Im known from cops to construction men never to give less than 100 dollars for
uderwear, watchin me strip in my lingerieor getting peed on the fun is watching how much you men can get out of me!
From: Dan [mailto:Dan@GiveDanADollar.com]
Sent: Thursday, April 28, 2005 9:59 PM
Subject: RE: people that like to help dan
so are you offering me $100.00 for my underwear?
And no he has yet to buy my underwear... but I
am going to sell my socks
check it out here
I want to say thank you to all of you who sent cards
& letters regarding the passing of my father.
I am ramping the site back up, more funny stuff
coming your way...
I lost my Father to
"And so to bed."
|Happy New year!!!!!! 2005
Your probably wondering what
happened to the year 2004 updates..
Well I have some problems with a person who just does not get the whole Give Dan
A Dollar thing, and to put it simply this person wrote me a letter (
who actually uses snail mail anymore?) basically stating their
"OPINION" on what kind of person would put up a site like this, and
how this person would not contribute anything to my cause. etc... Well I guess I
stoked this persons fire. I published this persons letter on my site in the fan
mail section. One thing led to another, and another and this lead to even
more. I was "advised" not to antagonize this person and
this person would "Cease and Desist" My advise to all who
found my site. Don't take life to serious
I can recap the year 2004 for
you with some words and some pictures
The site came to a screaming
halt, Those giving Dan A Dollar Didn't.
I got engaged.
I visited NYC again.
I found out the secret
of why those little Krystal burgers taste So Good. It's the Grey Goo!
I swear it's true.
Dinosaur Boner: This is
actually in the Atrium at the Atlanta Airport
The Pizza (it's amazing what
you can sell on Ebay!)
I got married! Now there is a
|Happy New year!!!!!! 2004
|Thursday, December 24, 2003
Merry Christmas! I
would like to thank the following for their gifts found in my mail box:
Thanks for the roll of toilet paper. I will think of you when I use it...
Anonymous from Chandler AZ: Nice
Letter! You stated "you
wouldn't donate a red cent to a loser like me" Hmmm,
postage stamp are not free, the envelope cost you a couple of pennies, and
your time to right a 3 page letter ( I know what my time if worth) looks
like you spent a couple of bucks on me. I will be posting your letter on the Fan
Mail section soon.
"I Gave Dan A Dollar" Bumper Sticker Too cool. make me more
Buy One Get One Coupon from Subway, Sonic, on Charlie's BBQ. (Have you seen the
Pics? I don't miss many meals)
Picture of your Tattoo: (They make an Enlargement tool for that little thing.
Why did you put your name on it? do you really forget who it belongs to? It's Attached
. ) Even though we share the same first name, sorry I don't feel the
Shelly from Canada:
To all the other who donated
$$ please follow the entire process so you may add yourself to the donor
Web Site issues:
dynamic updates not working on journal page. I will email update to all who have
contacted me. SORRY I am working get this corrected.
|Monday, November 24, 2003
(pass me a drumstick)
|Sunday, November 23, 2003
The Public appearance was a
bust. OK, Ok you got me. details to come...
|Friday, October 31, 2003 Halloween
I thought I would list some
of the thing I have received by snail mail. Not necessarily for my birthday
- 6 Subway Sub club Cards
- 1 Canadian Dime
- Used postcards (looks like
Aunt Jeanie must have traveled a great bit after Uncle John passed )
- 6 #2 pencils
This week....Travel to
Philadelphia, PA, side trips to NJ, & Delaware. I have been quite busy
the past few weeks. Sorry for the slow updates.
have to admit that when I started this website I NEVER dreamed I would meet so
many great people. I would like to thank Rudy for his on going support!
YOU ROCK! Everybody else, Thanks for the kind words and donations! Be sure
to when you make your donations to follow the process to the end so you will be
able to leave your mark on the site.
talked to a cell phone tech support fellow in Australia tonight. He was a hell
of a lot better then the tier 1& 2 people in the U.S. Got my problems
resolved. THANKS ( I also introduced Him to the GiveDanADollar.com phenomenon.
Come on AUSTRALIA SEND ME SOME ....
|Wednesday, October 8, 2003
I am in Los Angeles, Ca this
week Pan Handling (LOL)
got an email from a fan to come to Reno to play in their softball game:
would you be interested in coming to Reno for a game on November 23rd? probably
fly you out on the anytime on the 22nd. $600 flat rate.
6 bills for
a public appearance! I love you guys I AM THERE!!!
to follow... Come see me in Reno!
|Saturday, September 20, 2003
long week for me. A lot of viewer correspondence this week but donations were
only $52.00. ( Thanks to Rudy another $50.00 Donation Be sure to follow
through with the whole donation process so you may be direct to the page where
you may add a link or comments
There has been a good deal of correspondence
for people wanting to see what I look like. Some have suggested using a web cam.
I am working holding a once a week WEB CAM session for those who may be
interested. Keep checking back.
|Friday, September 12, 2003
Alex for your Large donation.
Rudy Thank you AGAIN for your
GUYS ARE GREAT!!!
|Thursday, September 11, 2003
|Saturday, September 6, 2003
functionality added! check it out.
Donation from Robert D THANKS!!!!! Hi Mel!
Site Construction continues...
I have received a TON of email &
some Donations from my web viewers.
Rudy thanks for the LARGE Donation!
and Suggestions for functionality on the site.
Site Construction continues SLOWLY
2nd Donation $1.00
Thanks Craig Smoak of Georgia
1st Donation $5.00
Thanks Jenny W. of Georgia
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